Thai Golf Dictionary

Thai Golf Dictionary

Thailand_golf_dictionary_4 After our round at the regular weekend Bangkok golf tournament, my golf friends and I got to talking about our amazing Thai golf shots. I took some notes and came up with a sort of list of the best of the best Thailand golf shots dictionary. Some of these Thailand golf terms can be found elsewhere, while others are totally new. Here are some of the highlights, including saving the best few for last!

Tee Shots
A Princess Di – shouldn’t have taken a driver
A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver
A Robin Cook – just died on the hill
A Sally Gunnell – ugly but a good runner
A Paula Radcliffe – not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

Sand bunker Shots
An Adolf Hitler – two shots in the bunker
An Eva Braun – picked up in the bunker
A Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand

Striking the Golf Ball
A Russell Grant – a fat iron
A Peter Mandelson – an unbelievable iron
A Kate Winslett – a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Rodney King – over-clubbed
A circus tent – a big top
An O.J. Simpson – got away with it
A Condom – safe but didn’t feel real good

Approach Shots
A Michael Jackson – gradually fading
An Arsene Wenger – everyone saw where it went but you
A Ken Livingstone – quite far left
A Jean-Marie LePen – a long way right
A Vinnie Jones – nasty kick when you’re not expecting it
A Ryanair – flies well but lands a long way from the target
A Sister-in-Law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn’t be

Putts
A Dennis Wise – a nasty 5 footer
A Diego Maradona – a very nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read
A Kings Corner Dancer – thought it was straight, but it wasn’t
An Issan Girl – boy that cup has big lips
A South American – needs one more revolution
An Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim

Match Play
A Thai Bar Girl – an expensive round
A Thai Ladyboy – looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

If anyone has any additional golf shot definations to add to the Amazing Thai Golf Dictonary please post a comment here or if you prefer email me at my Thailand golf vacation company and I will take care of the posting duties.

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